So the Zombies are out and about.

"djmt1" (djmt1) 10/13/2014 at 08:15 • Filed to: Discussion

1

15

What are you driving?

I'll be in an Octavia VRS for a few reasons.

1. Estate. Gonna need some haulage space.

2. Speed. Zombies are fast now for some reason.

3. Diesel. London has more chip shops per square mile than every other city on the planet combine. (That wasn't true, but it's close enough)

4. Maintenance. It's a Golf GTI with a Skoda badge, I won't be lacking spare parts.

5. Tough. Both the Ambulance and Police use them and boy do they beat on them.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > djmt1 10/13/2014 at 08:20

1

http://www.amgeneral.com/files/specs-sh…

Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > djmt1 10/13/2014 at 08:22

0

Toyota Crown

2JZ engine, lots of mods (2JZ!), Toyota Reliability, Looks boring so it's blend in with the other people, what could possibly wrong with this?

*Although the one i post has 1UZ-FE V8

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > djmt1 10/13/2014 at 08:24

3

Because zombies cannot fly.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > djmt1 10/13/2014 at 08:25

0

Any motorcycle I can get my hands on. Good on mileage and easy to maneuver.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > djmt1 10/13/2014 at 08:28

1

Zombies gonna zomb

djmt1 > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 10/13/2014 at 08:31

0

Do you really need stealth?

MultiplaOrgasms > djmt1 10/13/2014 at 08:42

1

One of these fuckers.

Wagon? -Check

Simple? -Check

Tough? -Check

Unkillable thanks to Hilux engine? -Check

Fast? -No not really, but it'll run on everything, which is vital in a zombie apocalypse.

Leon711 > djmt1 10/13/2014 at 08:47

1

yes, zombies can into SAMs.

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > djmt1 10/13/2014 at 08:54

0

No, but why not?

Nibby > djmt1 10/13/2014 at 09:05

1

A Corolla. They'll never find me.

OPPOsaurus WRX > djmt1 10/13/2014 at 09:09

0

With the escape pod, home base will never be around for attack.

Fezzasus > djmt1 10/13/2014 at 09:24

1

6. Everything outside looks like green grass from inside the car, despite actually being post apocalyptic wasteland.

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > djmt1 10/13/2014 at 09:27

0

Just drop the hammer and run them all over.

djmt1 > Fezzasus 10/13/2014 at 09:38

0

Well spotted.

mazda616 > djmt1 10/13/2014 at 10:07

0

Suzuki Grand Vitara or Chevy Tracker. Tough, 4x4, compact enough to squeeze through abandoned traffic jams, tough enough to plow some zombies down, but more fuel efficient than a Hummer. My father-in-law has a Vitara and it's pretty easy to work on.